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“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he d...

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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ―George Carlin

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“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.” -George Carlin

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"If I could prevent the brutal rape and murder of an innocent child, I would do everything within my power to do so. That is the difference between me...and your imaginary god." -Unknown

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"If Jesus comes back, we´ll kill him again." -unknown